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    Dec 2008
    Portland, Oregon

    Morning Laugh

    A lady walks into the living room and sees her husband with a fly swatter.

    She says, "Having any luck?"

    He says, "Yes, I've got five, 2 males and 3 females."

    She says, "How can you tell the difference?"

    He says, "3 were on the telephone and 2 on the remote control."
    Last edited by Dan Mooney; 08-31-2014 at 12:07 AM.
    Jesus was a Woodworker

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    Join Date
    Jul 2009
    Amherst, New Hampshire
    Faith, Hope & Charity

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    May 2007
    Kansas City, Missouri

    To a small child, the perfect granddad is unafraid of big dogs and fierce storms but absolutely terrified of the word “boo.” – Robert Brault

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    Mar 2014
    Humid Gulf Coast
    So true--lol
    It's kind of fun to do the impossible

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