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Thread: Dog gone it

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Spitting distance north of Detroit Michigan

    Dog gone it

    My dog Buck answers to dollar
    Wears bandanas as a collar
    Stays real close no need to hollar
    I go first and he just follars

    I walk ol' Buck around the park
    We like going after dark
    Past the swings he starts to bark
    Lifts his leg and leaves his mark

    Yep that's my dog, good ol' Buck
    Had him fixed a nip & tuck
    He looked at me like 'you hockey puck'
    Then he ran away, just my luck

    Just trying to bring a smile or two
    The perception of perfection is perfectly clear to everyone else

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Feb 2012
    St. Catharines, Ontario, Canada
    You had ne at the first line!

    My son and DIL got a border collie. They had trouble coming up with a name for him. They bought him a Scout collar, and thought, "Why not name hime that?" It sounded kinda funny going to the back door and calling him in by yelling, "Collar!"

    The other member of Mensa, but not the NRA

    Everyone is a self-made person.

    "The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot confirm their veracity" -Abraham Lincoln

  3. #3
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Thomasville, GA
    Bill Arnold
    Citizen of Texas residing in Georgia.
    NRA Life Member
    Member of Mensa
    Live every day like it's your last, but don't forget to stop and smell the roses.

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Toronto, Canada
    Quote Originally Posted by Roger Tulk View Post
    It sounded kinda funny going to the back door and calling him in by yelling, "Collar!"
    Could be worse ... I had a cat named Kayos.

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    S E Washington State
    My first dog as a kid was a beagle named Hugo..

    Had a cat named Mousetrap, but that was just wishful thinking on our part.
    "We the People ......"


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