Ken Cook
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I posted this on FB, thought I'd share it here as well...
Twelve days left until Christmas
And I've haven't bought a single gift
Seems like it happens each year now
My gears are much slower to shift
I had plans to start on black friday
But I was too bloated to move
The following days were all football
The remote and I were in such a groove
That next week flew by in a flash
The 'honey-do' list exhaustingly long
It was all I could do each evening
To sit back with a drink made strong
I figured I'd hit it that weekend
The malls would be hopping full swing
But just as I reached the checkout
I realized I had no Ka-Ching
I had left my wallet at home
When I changed into store fighting gear
So empty handed I left in sorrow
And slithered home for a well deserved beer
Every year it's the same tired thing
The pretty lights are beginning to gray
Oh what a wonderful season
If I could have a moment with that guy in his sleigh
Twelve days left until Christmas
And I've haven't bought a single gift
Seems like it happens each year now
My gears are much slower to shift
I had plans to start on black friday
But I was too bloated to move
The following days were all football
The remote and I were in such a groove
That next week flew by in a flash
The 'honey-do' list exhaustingly long
It was all I could do each evening
To sit back with a drink made strong
I figured I'd hit it that weekend
The malls would be hopping full swing
But just as I reached the checkout
I realized I had no Ka-Ching
I had left my wallet at home
When I changed into store fighting gear
So empty handed I left in sorrow
And slithered home for a well deserved beer
Every year it's the same tired thing
The pretty lights are beginning to gray
Oh what a wonderful season
If I could have a moment with that guy in his sleigh