So as I step out of the shower this morning I look down and happen to noticed the LOML has 3 pair of nike sandles in front of her dressing table. They are identical in every way except color 2 are green and one is red the green one one has white straps and the other has grey. Then I go into the walk in closet to get dressed and I look around and start counting pairs of shoes, I stopped at around 50 but know there are more. I look down at mine and I see 3 pair of shoes (2 are tennis shoes) and 1 pair of boots. I think to myself if all I need is 4 why do women need so many pairs of shoes. Then it comes to me like a revelation. So I call out to my wife, Honey I figured out why women have so many pair of shoes" and she looks at me waiting for a smart a__ remark and I tell her "Because they can" and she replies "good answer."