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Thread: I just solved one of life's great mysteries...

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    somewhere east of Queen Creek, AZ - South East of Phoenix

    Cool I just solved one of life's great mysteries...

    So as I step out of the shower this morning I look down and happen to noticed the LOML has 3 pair of nike sandles in front of her dressing table. They are identical in every way except color 2 are green and one is red the green one one has white straps and the other has grey. Then I go into the walk in closet to get dressed and I look around and start counting pairs of shoes, I stopped at around 50 but know there are more. I look down at mine and I see 3 pair of shoes (2 are tennis shoes) and 1 pair of boots. I think to myself if all I need is 4 why do women need so many pairs of shoes. Then it comes to me like a revelation. So I call out to my wife, Honey I figured out why women have so many pair of shoes" and she looks at me waiting for a smart a__ remark and I tell her "Because they can" and she replies "good answer."
    "There’s a lot of work being done today that doesn’t have any soul in it. The technique may be the utmost perfection, yet it is lifeless. It doesn’t have a soul. I hope my furniture has a soul to it." - Sam Maloof
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  2. #2
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Kansas City, Missouri
    Oh wise one, good answer, glad to see you made it another day.

    To a small child, the perfect granddad is unafraid of big dogs and fierce storms but absolutely terrified of the word “boo.” – Robert Brault

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Feb 2012
    St. Catharines, Ontario, Canada
    Geez, I thought you'd discovered how socks disappear from the dryer.

    The other member of Mensa, but not the NRA

    Everyone is a self-made person.

    "The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot confirm their veracity" -Abraham Lincoln

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Escondido, CA
    The worship offering of choice to the dryer gods is one half of a pair of socks.

    Now you know.

    Some say the land of milk and honey; others say the land of fruits and nuts. All together my sort of heaven.

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    Carol Reed

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Toronto, Canada
    Quote Originally Posted by Carol Reed View Post
    one half of a pair of socks.
    I buy 24 matching half pairs at a time. Confuses the dryer ...

  6. #6
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    Dec 2008
    falcon heights, minnesota
    don, you weren't veering off into a danger zone for guys (one of many where women are concerned), you were running headlong right into it.....
    benedictione omnes bene

  7. #7
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Thomasville, GA
    The title of your thread told me it had something to do with the little woman! We live and learn - or else!!!
    Bill Arnold
    Citizen of Texas residing in Georgia.
    NRA Life Member
    Member of Mensa
    Live every day like it's your last, but don't forget to stop and smell the roses.

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