The lookout's kinda brilliant for the Hogtown nine today,
We clinched the East Division in a most spectacular way.
We'll first defeat the Wild Card, then it's plain for all to see,
They may give us a good battle, but we'll flatten old K.C.
We'll take a little breather, then we'll head into the World's
Saint Louis will despise us, but we'll set our bats a-twirl
With Josh and Joey Bats, and the double E driving home
We know we're sure to Smoak 'em, as we bring the trophy home.
Yes Mack, I wrote this.