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    My weak attempt at some corny humor

    So I go into my frozen shop and on the workbench is a note from my wood stash.
    There it lies drafted by some anonymous board.

    Seems the Walnut is complaining about my use of pine in the tables I elected to build and give a place to in my office. No sooner had I read this and another note mysteriously appeared this time from the Cherry claiming since it was in the majority despite having a poorer grade it should have been used instead of the hard white maple I chose for the frame. It believed it was under represented by being only relegated to the role of plywood trim.

    So I left a reply before walking out and told the whole stash its in danger of all being burned to make some space for the toolboxes. That should sort out their dilemma.
    Stay tuned may have another reply when the wood hears I am planning on going ice fishing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rob Keeble View Post

    I am planning on going ice fishing.

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    What do you use for bait, water ? and how do you get it to stay on the hook.....
    "There’s a lot of work being done today that doesn’t have any soul in it. The technique may be the utmost perfection, yet it is lifeless. It doesn’t have a soul. I hope my furniture has a soul to it." - Sam Maloof
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    Careful, Rob. The walnut and cherry are gonna team up, follow you onto the ice, throw you in and board up the hole!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Don Baer View Post
    What do you use for bait, water ? and how do you get it to stay on the hook.....

    Bill Arnold
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    Oh my....
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    (who's going to be the one who tells rob that you have to drill a hole in the ice first?)
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    oh, and rob, don't forget the boat!
    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails ice fishing boat.jpg  
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    I just buy my ice at the supermarket.
    Or make it at home.
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    Finding notes is much better than hearing those voices. Notes and voices? Ooh ooh! Then it's time to go ice fishing.

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    I think the wood was just getting bored.

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