Canada always ready to help!
Press release. The Prime Minister of Canada, Justin Trudeau, met with
the President of the United States and strongly supported the war on terrorism.
Prime Minister Trudeau issued the following statement:
CANADIANS WILL HELP AMERICA WITH THE WAR ON TERRORISM. WE HAVE
PLEDGED 2 WARSHIPS, 600 GROUND TROOPS, AND 6 FIGHTER JETS.
AFTER THE AMERICAN EXCHANGE RATE, THEY WILL END UP WITH 2 CANOES, 6 MOUNTIES,
AND 3 NORTHERN FLYING SQUIRRELS.
"Forget the flat stuff slap something on the spinny thing and lets go, we're burning daylight" Bart Leetch
"If it ain't round you may be a knuckle dragger""Turners drag their nuckles too, they just do it at a higher RPM"Bart