I have a porch outside my computer room. Hanging on the porch is a hummingbird feeder as well as a regular bird feeder. There is a female squirrel that keeps banging the regular feeder around to get the sunflower seeds from it. Which kinda aggravates me as that feeder is for the birds, not her. The squirrels have their own feeder set up and it always has sunflower seeds in it. So, being a devious sort of person that I am I took my remote controlled fart machine and set it on a chair by the feeder. I already tested it to make sure when I sit at the computer the remote button works. Now I am waiting for the inevitable. Her showing up and me hitting the button. I am probably gonna wish I was not so cheap and had a video camera rigged up for this.