'Quick before it starts"

Don Baer

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[FONT=&quot]A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife:[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]“Quick, bring me a beer before it starts”[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said:[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]“Quick, bring me another beer. It’s gonna start.”[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]When it was gone, he said: “Quick, another beer before it starts.”[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]“That’s it!” She blows her top, “You (cuss word for illegitimate child) ! You waltz in here, flop your fat (cuss word for Butt) down, don’t even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don’t you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?”[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]The husband sighed: “Oh, it started!”



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If I had a dollar for every time I've told that joke I could take LOML out for a real nice dinner as an apology for telling it around her so many times :rofl: (to be clear that's not how it is here at all - but that is one of my go-to jokes).
 
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