Yes, of course I'm serious, why do you ask?
I think it behooves us to share our collective maturity and wisdom with our good friend and all-around MacGyver-dude Stu. After all, 1005 heads are better than one, right? And majority rules on this forum, remember, so of course this is a morally binding decision upon Stu.
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