What...you guys are crazy. :-) If you are making a chest for your wife, daughter or daughter-in-law you got to use LOVETAILS and with that, you definitely want to see them straight on.
I bet you are totally confused now!! :-)
I have no intention of traveling from birth to the grave in a manicured and well preserved body; but rather I will skid in sideways, totally beat up, completely worn out, utterly exhausted and jump off my tractor and loudly yell, "Wow, this is what it took to feed a nation!"