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    Rednecks flying

    Two Redneck hunters, Larry Merlau and Steve Clardy got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting. They were quite successful in their venture, and bagged six big bulls. The pilot came back as arranged to pick them up.

    They started loading their gear into the plane, including the six elk. But the pilot objected he said, "The plane can take out only four of your elk. You will have to leave two behind."

    Clardy pushed forward, "Hey, last year our pilot let us take out six elk. It was the same model plane, same weather conditions, and everything. What's with this? We want you to allow us to fly out just like last year.

    Reluctantly the pilot finally permitted them to put all six elk aboard and the men all climbed in with their gear. But when they attempted to take off and fly out of the valley, the little plane could not make it. They crashed in the wilderness.

    Climbing out of the wreckage, Steve said to the Larry, "Do you know where we are?"

    "I think so," replied Larry..... "Yep! I think this is about 100 yards further along than where we crashed last year!"
    A very wise man once said.......
    "I'll take my chances with Misseurs Smith and Wesson. "

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    Just like two rednecks trying to poach more elk than they can fly with.....

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    That made my day. I'm not quite as tired now.

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    WOOOOOEEEEEEEE!!!

    Just think how far they'll get next year!!

    Karl

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    Only get them good BIG Elk up in Canada eh

    Fun joke!
    The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.
    William Arthur Ward

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    yup

    i knew we had to much weight. but MrC wouldnt listen to me he was adiment about going with what we had i looked at the scar i had on my forehead from the last yrs crash and then as always listened to my elders....
    If in Doubt, Build it Stout!
    One hand washes the other!
    Don't put off today till tomorrow!

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    Quote Originally Posted by larry merlau View Post
    and then as always listened to my elders....
    and your missus
    A very wise man once said.......
    "I'll take my chances with Misseurs Smith and Wesson. "

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