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    Talking Veterinary School

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    I have no intention of traveling from birth to the grave in a manicured and well preserved body; but rather I will skid in sideways, totally beat up, completely worn out, utterly exhausted and jump off my tractor and loudly yell, "Wow, this is what it took to feed a nation!"

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    Travis, This is a bit off color,( to me, funny but tainted) don't be offended if you are asked to modify it. Let us wait and see, I am going to list it for viewing with the other mods.
    Last edited by Robert Schaubhut; 08-05-2007 at 02:41 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert Schaubhut View Post
    to me, funny but tainted

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert Schaubhut View Post

    This is a bit off color,( to me, funny but tainted)
    Robert, you come up with some good lines

    Travis, pm me the joke it had to be good

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    Travis, me too, please.

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    Hey, come on sports fans

    This is not a dirty joke, it isn't even off color. It is a play on the foolishness of people. Like I am fond of saying, pay attention, or take note. The students did neither.

    No where in the story was there any socially unacceptable language. You can hear much worse on any of the TV "law and Order" police stories.

    I would not be afraid to tell that story to a fire and brimstone southern baptist preacher.

    That reminds me of the story about the new minister giving his first sermon.

    He was rather nervous and asked the senior pastor what he did to keep calm while preaching. The older preacher told him that the glass of "water" at the pulpit was really gin. When I felt the need he would take a sip. Well the new preacher started out and was a little nervous, so he took a sip of "water" and felt better. Pretty soon, he sipped some more, and was really cranked up and preaching hard.
    After the sermon, the new preacher asked the senior minister how he did. He senior minister told him that he did really good except for one thing. David slew Goliath, he didn't kick the stuff out of him. (I think he said stuffings, what did you think it was?)

    Now complain about that if you must.

    Yea hear about the flood in the insane asylum? Some vendor went through the grounds yelling 'peanuts.'
    Last edited by Stuart Ablett; 08-11-2007 at 02:01 PM. Reason: the use of "*" is for bad words, or that might suggest bad words, is against the CoC

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    Thumbs down

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    Ken, thanks for your input.

    The post was reported, there was some discussion with the moderation team if this joke was against the CoC, the way the system is set up here, when in doubt, we temporarily move the questionable post to the moderators forum and figure out what to do about it.

    Of course, we also send the member who's post was temporarily moved a PM explaining the situation.

    In this case, while the post was under discussion, Travis, the original poster PMed us back and asked us to just remove the post altogether. I do not think he was pressured, I hope he did not feel that way about it, but he did instruct us to delete the post, so, we did.

    For the record, the moderation team was voting on the question of whether the post should be reinstated or removed, and while the vote was not final, the reinstate side was clearly in the lead.

    We are following the rules and procedures we, as a member run forum set up for ourselves, and we will continue to do so. If a post is reported, we, as the moderators have to look into it, part of the job.

    Also, please keep the constructive criticism coming, we are all trying to do this Moderators job to the best of our ability, but, we are all human, we all make mistakes and, we all understand the need for constant improvement, or tweaking, if you like.

    Again, thanks for your input Ken.

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    Actually, this is a variation of a very old joke that has been around for many years. The original had to do with two priests, a young one and his senior. The young priest was, supposedly, advised to drink some of the communion wine to calm down. And the rest is, as they say, history....
    "Folks is funny critters."

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    I did not think it was bad, but no joke is worth causing hard feelings over. I asked for it to be removed because of the latter reason...it was deleted, now its back to woodworking. No harm, no foul, nothing personal...
    I have no intention of traveling from birth to the grave in a manicured and well preserved body; but rather I will skid in sideways, totally beat up, completely worn out, utterly exhausted and jump off my tractor and loudly yell, "Wow, this is what it took to feed a nation!"

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