I Was Zukinied Today
Yep it was bound to happen, its just that time of year. I ran into the store for just a minute to grab a few groceries. As I did so, I inadvertently left the car unlocked. I should have known better. I should have known this is the time of year when unscrupulous varmint break into your car and leave you wishing they have never stepped foot in town.
Yep I was zukinied today.
You probably have all been hit by this villain. The good neighbor that has way too many cukes, pumpkins, peas, corn and yes even zukinni. They spy your car, see it unlocked and then leave loads of fresh vegetables thinking you are going to enjoy the fresh produce.
It's a nice gesture but since everyone does it, man locking your car this time of year is the only way to stave them off. Its just downright crazy.
So does any one else on here find themselves locking their cars so they don't get zukinnied by the neighbors or am I just blessed/ cursed with this too-do-gooders?
I have no intention of traveling from birth to the grave in a manicured and well preserved body; but rather I will skid in sideways, totally beat up, completely worn out, utterly exhausted and jump off my tractor and loudly yell, "Wow, this is what it took to feed a nation!"