Along the same embarassing line....
Our local contractor when I was a kid was named Charlie. Charlie had two sons and 3 daughters, the sons were my best friends and I knew their sisters...and one was particualarly gorgeous....model beautiful her name was Roxanne.
My brother is 10 years older than me and didn't know the sisters, so one day while we were at Charlies lumberyard one of his daughters walks by.....my brother wispers to Charlie " Bet you wish you were younger (nod nod wink wink) boy she is certainly...... you get the drift", gesturing towards Roxanne
(remember he didn't know Roxanne was Charlies daughter but I did?)
Boy did I ever get a chewing out from my brother for letting him say all he said to Charlie and not kicking him in the shin to be quiet....it was worth it.
A very wise man once said.......
"I'll take my chances with Misseurs Smith and Wesson. "