I have, and always will, hate fires. It does not matter if you are rich or poor, young or old, when a fire takes your place (rented or owned) you are left with the same thing...nothing.
Now with that being said, I think I am off to Malibu CA. I guess its in danger of burning down several well know actors and actress'es homes. Now I really don't care about much about personally saving Eddie Murphy's house, or Jennifer Annistan's, or even Victoria Beckman's place, but by goodness when Tiffany Amber Theissen's house is in danger I will be there!! (She's my heart throb by the way and just happens to live in Malibu.)
Yep I asked the wife to dig into the savings account and get me the money for the plane ticket. I figure with my 10 years of fire fighting experience, and with my brother being a Bangor Fire Dept Training Officer, I should have enough credentials to put water on said fire.
I can just imagine the accolades now, the thanks, the praise from sweet Tiffany as I save her house and try to revive her even if she is breathing just fine on her own. I am sure after that act of bravery she will want a Machinist for a husband instead of some Movie and Television producer named Brock. I mean think about it, a Machinist that can trick out OUR kids trikes with custom made CNC parts, or a boring, rich Movie Producer?
On second thought, maybe I should just stay right here in Maine and wish my California friends the best in their time of need.
For those that don't know, Tiffany played the Cheerleader on Saved By the Bell and also played in Beverly Hills 90210 as Valerie Malone.
I have no intention of traveling from birth to the grave in a manicured and well preserved body; but rather I will skid in sideways, totally beat up, completely worn out, utterly exhausted and jump off my tractor and loudly yell, "Wow, this is what it took to feed a nation!"