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Thread: Broke Back Deer Camp

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    Broke Back Deer Camp

    Broke Back Deer Camp

    The guys were all at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room.No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. Theydecided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time,so they voted to take turns.

    The first guy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast nextmorning with hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, 'Man,what happened to you?' He said, 'Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat upand watched him all night.' The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning,same thing--hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, 'Man, what happened to you? You look awful!' He said,'Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I watched him all night.'

    The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player, a man's man. Next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. 'Good morning,' They couldn't believe it!They said, 'Man, what happened?' He said, 'Well, we got ready for bed. I tucked Daryl into bed and kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me all night'
    God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,
    the good fortune to run into the ones I do,
    and the eyesight to tell the difference.

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