That has got to be against some sort of woodworking law...naming your bench after a criminal that was less then family woodworking friendly. If memory serves me right, wasn't he the one that blamed his killings, not only on his dog, but also on magazines of dubious moral character...if you know what I mean?
That just goes to show you right there that he is delusional. I've never killed anyone and I've read plenty of...
Well, lets just say he is indeed delusional.
I think I would name your bench Blascoson. After all some family member of mine years ago was named Johnson and not Son of John.
I have no intention of traveling from birth to the grave in a manicured and well preserved body; but rather I will skid in sideways, totally beat up, completely worn out, utterly exhausted and jump off my tractor and loudly yell, "Wow, this is what it took to feed a nation!"