Not to hijack the thread, but in the same vein...
My wife and I were watching the Weather Channel last weekend and the meteorologist was commenting on the ferocity of the tornadoes that had recently ravaged the south east. She noted that, "one of the tornadoes had even crossed state lines."
After a few seconds of blank "did she really say that?" stares my wife and I laughed for about 5 minutes non-stop.
“We all die. The goal isn't to live forever; the goal is to create something that will.” - Chuck Palahniuk