Jeff,
My wife, Myrna, totally cracked up when I showed her your, "Those who keep an orderly shop..." motto (or whatever you call it).
She is my "finder." Whenever I cannot find something (happens frequently) I go to Myrna, give her a description, and, of course she finds it right away. Upon occasions she has told me that I can't find anything unless it stands up and yells, "Yoo Hoo!".
Enjoy,
Jim