Brian wins the thread! Road salmon...them's good eatin'!
Back in the day when I worked in the food regulatory business I was required to respond to disasters involving foods. Disaster is a very broad term for fire, flood, hurricane, tornado and traffic accident
Road salmon brings to mind a story about a traffic accident involving a tractor trailer loaded with iced salmon. There are a number of large truck stops along I-95. These truck stops usually intersect with other highways frequented by tractor trailers. On this fateful day a truck pulling a trailer loaded with 37,000 pounds of iced salmon in waxed cardboard boxes pulled out of the truck stop directly into the path of a logging truck The logging truck was unable to stop and drove completely through the trailer containing all that fish.
The Highway Patrol called me to come to the scene to help make a determination of disposition for that load of fish. It was a rather easy disposition as there were gutted salmon carcasses covering the highway for hundreds of yards.
I reported in to the Incident Commander who was a grim-faced Sergeant in the Highway Patrol. This man was at least 6'6" tall and looked to be able to take care of himself. We were standing there surveying the scene when he turned to me and with a serious tone in his voice asked, "What in the world are we going to do with all this fish?"
I looked back at him and just as seriously asked, "Do you know where we can find a charcoal grill?
He looked me in the eye and all of a sudden he started laughing and continued laughing until I thought he was going to bust a gut.
The fish had to be buried in the landfill. We were unable to get hold of a company which salvages animal protein for animal feed. Burying that fish was such a waste but under the law a food stuff such as these salmon carcasses were no longer being held under refrigeration and had been subjected to the potential contamination of various forms of filth and as such was deemed adulterated under the Food Law.
The wrecker company had their employees pick up all of the fish and toss it into a large dump trailer. I followed it to the nearest landfill and witnessed it being buried.
This was a lot of "road salmon" that could have been rinsed off with a water hose and cooked on a charcoal grill. Just saying.
I worked a lot of disasters in my time. Many fires, floods and wrecks....tornadoes, hurricanes and even a couple of times murders that resulted in the adulteration of foods.