Baby Boomer Blues

Lee DeRaud

33.8736N, 117.7627W
It was fun being a baby boomer...until now. Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby Boomers. They include:

Herman's Hermits--- Mrs.. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker
Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends
The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip
Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash
Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face
Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now
Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
The Commodores--- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom
Marvin Gaye--- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts
Procol Harum--- A Whiter Shade of Hair
Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping
The Temptations--- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone
Abba--- Denture Queen
Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall
Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore
Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To
Willie Nelson--- On the Commode Again

Frank Chaffee

Arena, Wisconsin
Were Jim Morrison alive we might be hearing these:
• People are Strange (when you’re Al Heimers)
• Fight My Ire
• Love Her Badly
• Reststop Blues
• Riders on the Bathtub Sling
• The Soft Parade
• Soup Kitchen
• Been Down So Long (found the 9 button but where in the heck is *11*???)
• Waiting for my Son