I need a hair cut

Been roughly 2.5 years since I've attacked my head with the clippers. Don't see much reason to start again any time soon, lol
 
I have a professional hair clipper and trimmer coming this Thursday. The wife broke my cheap beard/mustache trimmer cutting my hair last time. Also have some hair scissors and a thinner coming this Friday. I am thinking with this outlay of new "tools" I am forced to have my wife cut my hair for quite a while to break even. I could have bought a chisel or two with the money spent. Not sure I would trust her to cut my hair with a chisel though.
 
What I used to do was a #2 guard on the sides and a #3 or #4 on the top.
I made a folding 3 sided mirror out of some mirror tiles at home depot I used to try and help.
Tried to get sharon to do it but she didn't get the feel of the clippers and would somehow just rip the hair out of my head. I would have her try and clean up the back.
Seems way easier to just not cut it anymore, lol. Not like I go anywhere.
 
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