Now and then...

[Mike Stafford]

I don''t know what to say. Things sure have changed.

Back when I was in high school I could eat a gordita supreme and a dozen Krispy Kreme doughnut and the next day I would be three pounds lighter when I stepped on the scale.

Now every time I swallow my spit I go up a pant size.

 

[Bob Gibson]

So true

 

[Don Baer]

I could eat a gordita supreme

next day I would be three pounds lighter

well no wonder