Shot my Thanksgiving turkey today

[Don Baer]

scared the heck out of the people in the frozen food section at the super market.

 

[Tom Niemi]

Gotta use the silencer

 

[Mike Stafford]

I hope you didn't use lead shot.

 

[Rennie Heuer]

Tried that once. I made the mistake of shooting a frozen bird. The ricochet took out two ceiling fixtures.

 

[Ryan Mooney]

Seems more fun the other way around...

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[David Johnson]

That's not fair. the turkey was just chilling.
David

 

[Chuck Ellis]

Being the marksman you are, you did aim for the head, right???

 

[Dave Hoskins]