allen levine
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Yes, I'm sorry, I don't charge tax, I just collect it.
No, even if you buy 6 of those, I'm still required by law to charge tax.
I'm sorry m'am, but it's very crowded and I can't be responsible for watching your 4 kids while you shop for them.
No, I can't have the cashier watch them, she's a bit busy right now.
(isnt this why they invented duct tape?)
No, sorry, we close X-mas eve around 7:30 or 8.
Why?, because all the workers have families they'd like to spend the holidays with.
No m'am, if it says 8 years or older, I dont think its appropiate for a 2 y/o.
I understand you're short 4 dollars, but our prices are reduced as far as we can go.
No, Im sorry but trusting people for 4 dollars till next week is not a policy of this store.
No, Im sorry, we dont deliver on xmas eve after midnight(xmas day)
(I thought Santa locked that job up anyway)
Oh, the joy of retail during xmas season.
eh, sorry, just blowing off steam.
No, even if you buy 6 of those, I'm still required by law to charge tax.
I'm sorry m'am, but it's very crowded and I can't be responsible for watching your 4 kids while you shop for them.
No, I can't have the cashier watch them, she's a bit busy right now.
(isnt this why they invented duct tape?)
No, sorry, we close X-mas eve around 7:30 or 8.
Why?, because all the workers have families they'd like to spend the holidays with.
No m'am, if it says 8 years or older, I dont think its appropiate for a 2 y/o.
I understand you're short 4 dollars, but our prices are reduced as far as we can go.
No, Im sorry but trusting people for 4 dollars till next week is not a policy of this store.
No, Im sorry, we dont deliver on xmas eve after midnight(xmas day)
(I thought Santa locked that job up anyway)
Oh, the joy of retail during xmas season.
eh, sorry, just blowing off steam.
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