Profit Opportunity ???
I don't venture down here where the spinny things live very often, but I found a site via Google ads that I thought I'd pass along.
These guys sell wooden body art - I had to see that !!
Turns out it's only for the ears. Seems to me that most of you could create a similar product without much trouble - maybe sell it to the local body piercing/tattoo parlour. I'm sure it's not to everybody's taste, but the prices they get for scrapbox size pieces look impressive.
Your kids/grandkids don't need to know what they're for
PS: Be sure to look at the picture gallery - they range from freaky to quite tasteful IMO
All the best,
**Now holding auditions for a catchy new signature**