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    Baby Boomer Blues

    It was fun being a baby boomer...until now. Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby Boomers. They include:

    Herman's Hermits--- Mrs.. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker
    Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends
    The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip
    Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash
    Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face
    Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now
    Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
    The Commodores--- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom
    Marvin Gaye--- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts
    Procol Harum--- A Whiter Shade of Hair
    Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping
    The Temptations--- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone
    Abba--- Denture Queen
    Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall
    Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore
    Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To
    Willie Nelson--- On the Commode Again
    Where are we going? And what am I doing in this handbasket?

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    Goin' there, doin' that
    “We all die. The goal isn't to live forever; the goal is to create something that will.” - Chuck Palahniuk

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    two points lee!
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    Lee...........As I daily experience some or most of those.....I find little humor in them......

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    Were Jim Morrison alive we might be hearing these:
    • People are Strange (when you’re Al Heimers)
    • Fight My Ire
    • Love Her Badly
    • Reststop Blues
    • Riders on the Bathtub Sling
    • The Soft Parade
    • Soup Kitchen
    • Been Down So Long (found the 9 button but where in the heck is *11*???)
    • Waiting for my Son

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