Dave Hawksford
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said,
> 'NO!'
>
> And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing
> and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and left the
> toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
>
> THE END
I don't think Mrs Hawksford would appreciate this one. I might find myself living happily ever after.
> 'NO!'
>
> And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing
> and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and left the
> toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
>
> THE END
I don't think Mrs Hawksford would appreciate this one. I might find myself living happily ever after.
