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You all may have heard of this, a collapsing roof at a lumber company:
http://www.nbc29.com/global/Category.asp?C=175568&clipId=4522908&autostart=true
Fortunately no one was injured, since the store was closed. But that's not the real reason for this post. I wanted to share some comments about the event that were posted on another forum. It's pretty punny.
The Headline From the Forum:
84 Lumber roof collapses under weight of snow during Virginia storm. If only there was some material one could use to fortify a structure
A few selected comments:
This headline leaves me board. Perhaps if the submitter hadn't delivered it with such a wooden approach, I wouldn't be pining over it.
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Knotty. Very knotty. You son of a beech.
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You two should branch out a bit. Spruce it up, quit going against the grain. Many more will root for you. I look forward to your retort, it should be a treet.
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It figures this headline wouldn't be poplar
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You wood say that, woodn't you.
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Don't bark at him. It's not his fault he's a sap and will never be poplar.
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All these puns are going to leave somebody in the larch.
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Spruce up your act Bud.
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I feel like such a nut lately, I'm going to twig out or maybe snap a little. I've been such a sap lately and I think I really need to stop lumbering around and put some stiff in my spine.
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The needles destruction is a shame. They really got nailed. They should have saw it coming. Now they're screwed. Hopefully the town's folk will pitch in.
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Orange you guys trying a bit hard-wood you varnish over the tragedy? Beech you don't care if they Spruce up the place now so all the Privit citizens can shop there again.
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I never get board of pun threads.
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Now cedar, you pain in the ash, I betula can't make more tree puns.
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Yep, you've taken Olive the tree puns.
http://www.nbc29.com/global/Category.asp?C=175568&clipId=4522908&autostart=true
Fortunately no one was injured, since the store was closed. But that's not the real reason for this post. I wanted to share some comments about the event that were posted on another forum. It's pretty punny.
The Headline From the Forum:
84 Lumber roof collapses under weight of snow during Virginia storm. If only there was some material one could use to fortify a structure
A few selected comments:
This headline leaves me board. Perhaps if the submitter hadn't delivered it with such a wooden approach, I wouldn't be pining over it.
-----------------
Knotty. Very knotty. You son of a beech.
-----------------
You two should branch out a bit. Spruce it up, quit going against the grain. Many more will root for you. I look forward to your retort, it should be a treet.
-----------------
It figures this headline wouldn't be poplar
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You wood say that, woodn't you.
-----------------
Don't bark at him. It's not his fault he's a sap and will never be poplar.
-----------------
All these puns are going to leave somebody in the larch.
-----------------
Spruce up your act Bud.
-----------------
I feel like such a nut lately, I'm going to twig out or maybe snap a little. I've been such a sap lately and I think I really need to stop lumbering around and put some stiff in my spine.
-----------------
The needles destruction is a shame. They really got nailed. They should have saw it coming. Now they're screwed. Hopefully the town's folk will pitch in.
-----------------
Orange you guys trying a bit hard-wood you varnish over the tragedy? Beech you don't care if they Spruce up the place now so all the Privit citizens can shop there again.
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I never get board of pun threads.
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Now cedar, you pain in the ash, I betula can't make more tree puns.
-----------------
Yep, you've taken Olive the tree puns.