Cabela's

Don Baer

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A woman goes into Cabela's to buy a rod and reel for
her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one
to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the
counter.






A Cabela's associate is standing there wearing dark
shades. She says, 'Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me
anything about this rod and reel?'

He says, 'Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if
you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything
from the sound it makes.' She doesn't believe him
but drops it on the counter anyway.

He says, 'That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite
rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB Test line. It's a
good all around combination; and it's on sale this week
for only $20.00.'

She says, 'It's amazing that you can tell all that
just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll
take it!' As she opens her purse, her credit card drops
on the floor.

'Oh, that sounds like a Master Card,' he says.

She bends down to pick it up and
accidentally farts. At first she is really embarrassed,
but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell
it was she who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know
that she was the only person around?








The man rings up the sale and says, 'That'll be
$34.50 please.'







The woman is totally confused by this and asks,
'Didn't you tell me the rod and reel were on sale
for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?'





He replies, 'Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but
the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Catfish Bait is
$3.50
 
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