Ok ! let us start with this lesson, the topic is "wood".
Well, you got your hard wood, soft wood, dark wood, light wood, punky wood, funky wood, bunky wood, junky wood, and monkey wood. Wood chips, wood dust, wood filler, wood hardener, wood stain, and Wood Magazine. Flat wood, round wood, rough wood, treated wood, scrap wood, figured wood, burl wood, curly wood, spalted wood, green wood, ancient wood, petrified wood, bog, log, and dog wood, dressed, compressed, depressed, and obsessed wood.
Oh, and let's not forget DIY wood. Wouldn't want the search engines to miss that keyword either.