There was once a fellow that found a lamp on the sea shore & when he started to rub it out popped a genie who told him he had 1 wish. So he wished for a highway from the Pacific coast to Hawaii to visit family you see he said I am afraid of planes & ships. The genie said this is impossible do you realize what you asking & all that it entails. Make another wish. So the man says ok I want to understand women. The Genie says ok how wide did you want that highway & how many lanes each way.