Two ole woodworkers

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Two ole woodworkers went hunting and hired a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt
> moose. They bagged four.
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> As they started loading the plane for the return trip home, the pilot
> tells them the plane can take only two moose.
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> The two objected strongly, stating, "Last year we shot four
> moose, and the pilot let us put them all on board, and he had the same
> plane as yours."
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> Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all four were loaded. Unfortunately,
> even at full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and
> crashed a few minutes after takeoff.
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> Climbing out of the wreck, Larry asked Frank, "Any idea where we
> are?"
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> Frank replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last
> year."
 
In the same vein

A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Laramie, Wyoming. He sits at the
counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a
full bowl of chili.

After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy
bravely asks the old cowpoke, "If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?"

The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his
best cowboy manner says, "Nah, go ahead."

Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his
place
and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom
and notices a dead mouse in the chili. The sight was shocking and he
immediately pukes up the chili into the bowl.

The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that's as far as I got, too.
 
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