Friday's Joke

A Canadian logging company needed to hire another lumberjack, the first guy to apply was a little skinny fellow, who was laughed at by the manager and told to leave.

"Just give me a chance," the little guy pleaded.

" Okay," the manager replied, " Grab your axe and cut down that cedar over there,"

Two minutes later he was back at the managers office, " Trees cut, do I get the job?"

" I don't believe it, that is so much faster than even my best lumberjack could have done it, where did you learn to use an axe like that ?" the manager inquired.

" Sahara Forest," the little guy replied.

" Don't you mean the Sahara Desert," the manager corrected him.

" Sure that's what they call it now."
 
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oh, cynthia, thats an oldie but goodie.

when people ask me do I have any hobbies, I say yeah, I woodwork and hunt bengal tigers. (and I say it seriously) Their response is there arent any bengal tigers here! and I say, yep, Im good at what I do.
 
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