Good advice.

Jesus is watching you

Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say; “Jesus is watching you.”

Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. “Jesus is watching you,” the voice boomed again.

The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around the room. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot. He asked the parrot: “Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?”

“Yes,” Said the parrot.

The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then asked the parrot: “What is your name?”

“Clarence,” said the bird.

“That is a dumb name for a parrot,” sneered the burglar. “What idiot named you Clarence?”

The parrot said, “The same idiot who named the rottweiler Jesus.”


I don't own nor really want to own any firearms... guess I'll have to rely on Jesus.... :rofl::rofl:
 
I know the economy is bad, but it is no reason to resort to stealing. I wonder if the thieves are just full time thieves and getting more coverage.

Just seems like a lot of work for a little gain. I guess they are industrious thieves?

I know at one time they were also stealing the aluminum lamp posts, but I think the authorities cracked down on the recyclers from accepting those items.
 
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