The old farmer

Rich Soby

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An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm forseveral years.

He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped forswimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts,and some apple, and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, ashe hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.

He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back somefruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing withglee.

As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to thedeep end.

One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out untilyou leave!'

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swimnaked or make you get out of the pond naked.'

Holding the bucket up he said,
'I'm here to feed the alligator...'

Some old men can still think fast.
 
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