40 Years Married

Dan Mooney

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After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.

Now ... I have a $5,000,000 home, a $135,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 63-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living
in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.
 
...My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV...

Sounds like a pretty good deal, but where in the world would I find a 10-inch black and white TV these days? :huh: :D
 
Your wife must be a very forgiving person and love you a lot, mine would just kill me if I said that.:rofl::rofl:


Congratulations Dan! not all couples make it that long and with so good relationship.:thumb:
 
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