as i see it ol son, you have 3 ways to go, duct tape, lose the dog and get a cat, or slip a fairish amount of bourbon in his water dish. with the first, if he can't rip or chew, he won't. with the second, the cat will prefer to sleep on the quilt, rather than rip it up. with the third, if he's too looped to walk, he can't rip anything up either....