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A cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Plentywood, Montana . He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chili. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, If you aint gonna eat that, mind if I do? The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says, Nah, you go ahead.
Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and
slides the bowl over to his place
and starts spooning it in
with delight. He gets
nearly down to the bottom and notices
a dead mouse in the chili. The sight was very
shocking and he immediately barfs up
the chili, back into the bowl.
The old cowboy quietly says, Yep, thats as far as I got, too.
Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and
slides the bowl over to his place
and starts spooning it in
with delight. He gets
nearly down to the bottom and notices
a dead mouse in the chili. The sight was very
shocking and he immediately barfs up
the chili, back into the bowl.
The old cowboy quietly says, Yep, thats as far as I got, too.