Cowboy Chili

Don Baer

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A cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Plentywood, Montana . He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chili. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, If you aint gonna eat that, mind if I do? The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says, Nah, you go ahead.



Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and

slides the bowl over to his place


and starts spooning it in

with delight. He gets


nearly down to the bottom and notices



a dead mouse in the chili. The sight was very


shocking and he immediately barfs up



the chili, back into the bowl.




The old cowboy quietly says, Yep, thats as far as I got, too.

















 
thats as bad and the kid who was thinking he was going to sneak a buddy's beer and took a big hit and realized the bottle was his buddy's dip spit bottle.

You just don't eat or drink from another plate of glass.
 
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