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This one's for Don and the others in Arizona who thumb their noses at the rest of the country all winter long... ;D
40 degrees - Normal people are wearing a sweatshirt with a jacket over it. Phoenix folks are falling over dead in the streets from hypothermia.
50 degrees - Normal people are in a light jacket if the wind is blowing. Phoenix folks are in expedition parkas with electric handwarmers in the pockets.
60 degrees - Normal people are wearing long-sleeved shirts and loving the comfortable weather. Phoenix folks have a sweater under their ski jacket and seriously considering moving to somewhere warmer.
70 degrees - Normal people are in t-shirts. Phoenix folks are doing OK, as long as they are in the car with the heater cranked up.
80 degrees - Normal people are feeling a bit warm. Phoenix folks have lost most of their goose bumps, and are down to wearing just a long-sleeved shirt.
90 degrees - Normal people are staying indoors under the air conditioner. Phoenix folks have finally turned off the furnace in the house.
100 degrees - Normal people are checking up on old folks to make sure they're not suffering from heat stroke. Phoenix folks go jogging at noon.
110 degrees - Normal people avoid going outdoors at all cost. Phoenix folks are out on the deck, working on their tans.
120 degrees - Normal people are being hospitalized for dehydration. Phoenix folks stop occasionally for a sip of iced tea while they're planting cactus in the yard.
130 degrees - Normal people die within minutes of exposure to the extreme heat. Phoenix folks are enjoying the nice springlike weather.
140 degrees - The hottest temperatures man has been known to survive. Phoenix folks are having pool parties for the kids.
150 degrees - Desert animals are roasted instantly as they emerge from their underground dens. Phoenix folks are saying "It's a little warm out today."
160 degrees - Human life as we know it ceases to exist. The Mayor of Phoenix gets a phone call from the Devil asking him to cut that crap out because it's getting too hot down there.
40 degrees - Normal people are wearing a sweatshirt with a jacket over it. Phoenix folks are falling over dead in the streets from hypothermia.
50 degrees - Normal people are in a light jacket if the wind is blowing. Phoenix folks are in expedition parkas with electric handwarmers in the pockets.
60 degrees - Normal people are wearing long-sleeved shirts and loving the comfortable weather. Phoenix folks have a sweater under their ski jacket and seriously considering moving to somewhere warmer.
70 degrees - Normal people are in t-shirts. Phoenix folks are doing OK, as long as they are in the car with the heater cranked up.
80 degrees - Normal people are feeling a bit warm. Phoenix folks have lost most of their goose bumps, and are down to wearing just a long-sleeved shirt.
90 degrees - Normal people are staying indoors under the air conditioner. Phoenix folks have finally turned off the furnace in the house.
100 degrees - Normal people are checking up on old folks to make sure they're not suffering from heat stroke. Phoenix folks go jogging at noon.
110 degrees - Normal people avoid going outdoors at all cost. Phoenix folks are out on the deck, working on their tans.
120 degrees - Normal people are being hospitalized for dehydration. Phoenix folks stop occasionally for a sip of iced tea while they're planting cactus in the yard.
130 degrees - Normal people die within minutes of exposure to the extreme heat. Phoenix folks are enjoying the nice springlike weather.
140 degrees - The hottest temperatures man has been known to survive. Phoenix folks are having pool parties for the kids.
150 degrees - Desert animals are roasted instantly as they emerge from their underground dens. Phoenix folks are saying "It's a little warm out today."
160 degrees - Human life as we know it ceases to exist. The Mayor of Phoenix gets a phone call from the Devil asking him to cut that crap out because it's getting too hot down there.