A Few Truths

Vaughn McMillan

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Impossibilities

1. You can't count your hair.
2. You can't wash your eyes with soap.
3. You can't breathe when your tongue is sticking out.
4. Put your tongue back in, fool.

Things I Know About You

1. You are reading this.
2. You are human.
3. You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips.
4. You just attempted to do it.
6. You are laughing at yourself.
7. You have a smile on your face and you skipped #5 on this list.
8. You just checked to see if there is a #5.
9. You are laughing again.
10. You are probably going to send this to others to see who else falls for it.
 
3. You can't breathe when your tongue is sticking out.

Yes I can. Just tried.

4. Put your tongue back in, fool.

Whoops.



1. You are reading this.
2. You are human.
3. You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips.

Wow. You're right!.

4. You just attempted to do it.

Whoops.

6. You are laughing at yourself.

Yes. Yes I am.

Thanks for the smiles!
 
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