Mike,
Myrna and I have been together 67 years.
When we were going together the world was a different place. It was conservative. Example: you could not have a male and a female in a bed in a movie. Bakinis had not been invented. You could not say, "damn" on the radio or in the movies.
Oh yes, Myrna was a bit on the conservative side of the general population.
The stage has been set. We were walking down the sidewalk one evening and Myrna read the name on a store that sold draperies. In true Tarp as a Shack manner she read the sign on the store, the "Ritz Drapery." Then she turned 10 shades of red.
I hope that elicited a BD chuckle.
Enjoy,
JimB