You nailed it, Carol.
I know I'm old, but a gentleman?
Pu-leeze!
My pool league team is made up of six guys in their mid to late 20s, me (in my mid-50s) and George, who is somewhere north of 60. The young guys are always giving George and me a hard time about being the old guys, and we just dish it right back. Last night one of the guys was yanking my chain about my age (as I was beating him at 9-ball, by the way), and I told him "Dude, I've got food in my fridge that's older than you!"