65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat. People in Michigan plant gardens.
60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Michigan sunbathe..
50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start. People in Michigan drive with the windows down..
40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in Michigan throw on a flannel shirt.
35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Michigan have the last cookout before it gets cold.
20 above zero:
People in Miami all die. Michiganders close the windows..
Zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico . People in Michigan get out their winter coats.
10 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Michigan are selling cookies door to door.
20 below zero:
Washington, DC runs out of hot air. People in Michigan let the dogs sleep indoors.
30 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Michiganders get upset because they can't start the Snowmobile.
40 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops. People in Michigan start saying...'Cold enough fer ya?'
50 below zero:
Hell freezes over. Lions win the Super Bowl