You might be a redneck woodworker if... ;)

Bill Lantry

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Tee hee! New category!

You might be a redneck woodworker if....

You take Vaughn's advice and use bondo (Bondo!) to repair a misplaced dado on the painted cabinet you're making! Bondo, of all things! Worked like a dream. Some people name the pieces of furniture they make. If I were in that habit, I'd call it The General! ;)

You suddenly find out you've got 12 people coming for New Years Eve dinner, and your table only seats 8. Dinner's in 2 hours. What to do? Well, you go to the shop, grab a couple pieces of 3/4" plywood cutoffs, pin them together with a piece of masonite cutoff to get them to the right height, and drill them to accept the pins in the table top. Then you get a *big* tablecloth from Doorlink, and spread it over the whole mess just before the guests arrive! ;)

Worked like a dream, even with rambunctious teenagers who can't keep themselves from leaning on the table. Worked so well, in fact, that it's still on there... ;)

Thanks,

Bill
 
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