What is 710?

Bob Spare

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What is a 710?

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.." She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."

If you're not sure what a 710 is:huh:

http://www.hotautoweb.com/cogifs/710.jpg
 
Back when self-serve gas stations were first starting to show up, my mom was ok with pumping the gas, but was a trifle unclear about the other functions normally performed by the attendent. First time out, after pumping the gas, she went inside to pay...and asked the cashier if she could borrow his dipstick to check the oil.
 
Now I gotta go buy a new keyboard and monitor..
I now have soda spouted all over them!

Thanks fellas....I needed a good belly laugh! :eek: ....:rofl:
 
For your information that is how I got my name:rofl::rofl::rofl:

For your information we also have a coat of arms


 
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