New Ear Ring

I thought this was funny but not too off-color. If you disagree, toss it and accept my apologies.

A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an ear ring. He thinks of his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense."

So, he asks, "I didn't know you were into earrings."

"Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring," comes the sheepish reply.

His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then, dying of curiosity, he asked, "So, how long have you been wearing one?"

"Ever since my wife found it in my truck."
 
Would you believe

Several years ago, LOML and I took my then 95 year old father on a cruise on the American Queen down the Ohio River from Pittsburgh to Cincinnati.

Well, we were on a bus tour on the Kentucky side of the river. During one of the pauses for everyone to re-board the bus, Dad takes it upon his self to tell the same story. Only his version was at a golf club dressing room and it was a woman's girdle. The whole bus went up in laughter, and he was the talk of the dinner tables that evening. Not too bad for 95. :rofl:
 
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