That is pretty funny Mickey...
As for the bed thing, our oldest Beagle, Spike, he insisted that he lay between the ex-wife and I. If we were snuggled up together, her would walk around the bed on top of us, huff a few times, before we would finally roll apart, let him get under the blankets and then fall asleep. There was no need to do anything different because he would circle and huff until he got what he wanted. And yes the blankets had to be up to his chin, but not over his head, and any thing that disturbed that resulted in him huffing all night. Crazy beagle...
As for feeding dogs, I am pretty proud of this. We have a black lab, miniature schnauzer and a basset hound...in other words two different height dogs. Well we like to feed the black lab up high so she does not have to stoop over. We also got sick of her banging her empty bowls in the middle of the night telling us her water dish was empty. So I finally built the "Dog Center in our kitchen.
My wife wanted a countertop next to the stove to place dishes. She also wanted to capture the dog bowls to keep them from getting banged in the night, and she wanted a higher bowl for the blacklab. I made this a part of my kitchen and its perfect. It does all that stuff, and stores dog grooming stuff in the back storage areas.
As for feeding them better, but home-made food. I wish I could afford to do that, but I can't, so I buy store bought dog food and hope for the best.
As for the rain drops Vaughn, I wish you were telling the truth, but its still snowing here. Every 2 days it seems we get more snow. I never thought I would say this, but I wish Spring would come.